Here are some of the things Donald Trump thinks will make America great:
- A massive wall along the Mexico-US border that will likely be both ecologically devastating and largely ineffective in eliminating smuggling and illegal border crossings.
- Because border control measures straight out of Chinese antiquity will make America great.
- Exploiting an impoverished nation to construct the aforementioned wall.
- Because putting the boots to disadvantaged people is what makes a great country - Proverbs 22:22.
- A US president who reminds people of Adolf Hitler and African dictators.
- When people think of great countries, they think of Nazi Germany, Uganda, and Libya.
- Taking away women's abortion rights.
- When people think of great countries, they think of most places in South America, Africa, and the Middle East.
- Taking away marriage equality.
- Because look at how gay marriage ruined Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Iceland, Ireland, Luxembourg, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, and the United Kingdom.
- Denying the reality of global climate change and using it as an excuse to stubbornly refuse to invest in sustainable technologies and practices.
- When people think of great countries, they think of places with lax or poorly enforced environmental regulations like China and India.
- Because refusal or inability to adapt to changes to their business worked so well for companies like Blockbuster Video, Kodak, Atari, and Commodore.
- Barring all people of the Muslim faith from entering the country, even if they're American citizens returning home.
- Because Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances - First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution
- and We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. - U.S. Declaration of Independence
- Completely unfettered freedom for any American to obtain guns (including assault weapons) and concealed-carry permits, without a background check.
- Because the obvious solution to being the only first-world country with third-world rates of violent crime is more guns. When the Second Amendment was drafted they were definitely thinking about people using semi-automatic weapons for shooting up schools and murdering wives.
- Torturing prisoners.
